I wish this conversation would have lasted longer and for me to have been less guarded about exposing my less than Muslim believes with this man.
M gets on a train to go to Ginza Japan Fest in Chicago.
Sits across from a man staring at the window.
Stranger: Are you Arabian?
M: Yes. (rest of conversation is spoken strictly in Arabic)
Stranger: Where are you from? *other passengers start to stare*
M: Yemen (No I will NOT ask you where you're from to further this conversation I should have just told you I'm not Arabic)
Stranger: O will you please pray to Allah for me.
M: Why?
Stranger: I'm very ill.
M: May Allah cure you.
Stranger: Thank you, thank you love.
M: *puts headphones back on and looks at opposite direction*
Stranger: Where is Allah right now?
M: He's watching you and me and everyone else, from up above.
Stranger: O wow Allah is awesome. I've been a sinner, I wonder if Allah will ever forgive me.
M: Sure, no one is perfect.
Stranger proceeds to show me his upper gum which contains brown deposits in place of what used to be his teeth.
M: *smiles*
Stranger: Allah did this to me. I'd like to fuck his sister but he doesn't have one. Do you not sin because of Allah.
M: I do not sin because of morals I've acquired through my parents.
Stranger: Well Allah is an asshole for making me this sick, fuck him and his non existent sister. Goodbye. *man gets off on Belmont*
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